Tui Zhi Ge

Tui Zhi Ge
Lulu/ Hwang Lu Tz Yin

wǒ de tiān wǒ de tuǐ zěnme lǎo shì bù míngxiǎn
Oh my god, why isn’t my leg line obvious?

wǒ dàtuǐ wǒ xiǎotuǐ hǎitiān lián chéng yīxiàn tiān
My thighs and my calves form one straight line

wǒ nǔlì xiǎng jiǎnféi què yòu jiǎn chéng A zhàobēi
I work hard to try and lose weight, but ended up going back to an a cup

lián wǒ guó xiǎo tóngxué dōu zài xiào wǒ shuāi
Even my middle school classmates laugh at me, saying that I have the worst luck 

měitiān chuān gāogēnxié jiéguǒ huàn lái luóbo tuǐ
I wear high heels everyday only to get thick muscular legs in return

wǒ bù chī zhǐ hē shuǐ tóu ké yūn gà lín lóng say
I don’t eat and drink only water, but ended up fainting awkwardly Lin Long say

xiǎopéng yǒu bùyào xué jiě jie jiùshì cū tuǐ mèi
Don’t follow her example kids, she is just a thick legged girl

rénjiā yě xiǎng chuān duǎn qún hé zhǎng mǎxuē
But I wanna wear short skirts and high boots as well 

jiǎohuái jiǎohuái nǐ zài nǎlǐ
Ankle, ankle where are you?

wèishéme wǒ zhǎo bù dào nǐ
Why can’t I find you?

cáng zài nǎ tuó féi ròu gébì
Hidden in between the layers of fat

xiǎng nǐ xiǎng nǐ xiǎng nǐ hǎo xiǎng nǐ
Miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you so much

wǒ yǒu mì dàtuǐ zuì liúxíng de dàtuǐ
I have honey thighs, the most popular ones

hái yǒuyī shuāng zhǎo bù dào jiǎohuái de xiǎotuǐ
And a pair of calves where you can’t find the ankles

wǒ yǒu mì dàtuǐ wǒ hái yǒu LULU tuǐ
I have honey thighs and I also have LULU legs

ròu ròu de nǐ niē qǐlái cái zuì yǒu gǎnjué
It feels best pinching a meaty you

wǒ yǒu mì dàtuǐ zuì liúxíng de dàtuǐ
I have honey thighs, the most popular ones

shénme zhǎng tuǐ làmèi dōu méiyǒu bǐ wǒ měi
Those long legged hot girls aren’t even as pretty as me

wǒ yǒu mì dàtuǐ wǒ hái yǒu LULU tuǐ
I have honey thighs and I also have LULU legs

ròu ròu de nǐ niē qǐlái cái zuì yǒu gǎnju

It feels best pinching a meaty you