someone who is early when you are late and late when youare early

CIGARATTE
a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &a fool at the other
a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &a fool at the other

COMPROMISE
the art of divinding a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
the art of divinding a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

CONFERENCE ROOM
a place when everybody talks, nobody listen & everybody disagrees later on
a place when everybody talks, nobody listen & everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY
a feeling when you feel you are going to feel you have never felt bevore
a feeling when you feel you are going to feel you have never felt bevore

ETC.
a sign to make other believe that you know more than you actually do
a sign to make other believe that you know more than you actually do

EXPERIENCE
the name men give to their mistakes
the name men give to their mistakes

LOVE AFFAIRS
something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test
something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test

MARRIAGE
is an agreeament is which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains his master
is an agreeament is which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains his master

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